Here are a few sneezing poems:
There was a particular unicorn one day just sneezing
His little horn right off, after playing and freezing
In unknown territories with uncontrolled fussing and teasing
From other creatures while trying to create peace and pleasing.
Imagine this beast couldn't control his nose and eyes closing
Yet his crystal wings, paws and toes were beyond frozen.
All he could do was smile and giggle as if posing
Until he come to a lake and started swimming and hosing.
One day Mrs. Duck started quacking and sneezing.
This made her little ducks sound a humorous and funny
When Mrs. Duck saw all the noise she started seizing
Which made her little brew want some honey.
There was a knight a sneezing away the day
When a dragon came along to scare.
He hit the dragon on the head as if to pay
But the dragon winked his corny eyes as if to care.
Can't you hear this sneezing going on.
The Princess just told a funny joke.
The knight was embarrass and ate an ice cream cone.
The Princess got the sneezes which led a turtle to poke.
Now this was a really slow dance
To see a Princess with her nose just a sneezing.
A Princess with the sneezes began to prance
But the knight and Princess giggled instead of teasing.
Sneezing is funny but quite a bore.
Teasing is not very funny and sometimes a chore.
Trying not to sneeze is very hard to do.
Watch your driving when sneezing or you might loose.
A sneezing rhyme is sometimes hard to write
But I am trying to create laughter and make it light.
Why don't you sneeze and try holding your nose.
It is hard to do and much more harder than hanging from your toes.
Why can't you sneeze and open your beautiful eyes?
It is impossible to do but imagine they are pecan pies.
If you hear yourself sneeze and think it very wise.
Don't give a thought and just write but not lie?
This is very hard to do:
To sneeze and write a review.
This rhyme is written with a fellow named "Who"
Who sneezed so hard that cows next door, said "MOO".
Just when the weather is just right
A sneeze or two blows your world apart
Just when the days are warm and light
Allergies upset your apple cart
Why do we sneeze anyway
Especially on a cold day?
If you cannot control it,
Try blowing before you sit.
Here is the last little rhyme
Sneezing is horrible and yet funny
Quite amusing for bears and a job for bunny
Imagine a game to be played
With the most sneezes get weighed
Let's create more sneezes than honey
A achoo achoo train of sneezes for you
Be sure you carry your handkerchief